Book Tickets

Are you tired of getting dressed up, making small talk, and pretending you know which fork to use?

Perfect. Don’t come.

Introducing the No-Go Gala, the only fundraiser where the dress code is pyjamas, the seating chart is your couch, and the program ends promptly whenever you fall asleep.

Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Buy a ticket.
2️⃣ Do absolutely nothing.
3️⃣ Feel amazing about supporting a great cause.

No awkward networking.
No speeches that run 45 minutes long.
No bidding on a fruit basket you didn’t want.

Just the warm glow of generosity… and possibly your TV.

Your donation helps power the Capital City Chorus while saving you from parking, heels, tux rentals, and the eternal question: “Is this chicken or fish?”

So mark your calendar for a night at home on April 2nd, 2026.

Don’t attend. Don’t dress up. Just show up… by not showing up. (But do send us a photo of you not showing up!)