No-Go Gala!

Thu, 2 Apr 2026

Event Details

Type of event: Fundraiser
Venue: Wherever you want - but don't come to us!
Ticket pricing/options: Ticket Levels:
🥂 The Socially Distant Supporter — Donate and stay home.
🍿 VIP Couch Patron — Donate more and stay home harder.
🛌 Platinum Pyjama Sponsor — Donate a lot and go to bed early.

Corporate Sponsor? Why not buy a table!

“Buy a Table… and Leave It Empty”
The tables will remain gloriously empty.

No-Go Gala Tables
Friend of the Chorus Table – $100
(10 seats nobody will sit in)
Harmony Sponsor Table – $200
(10 premium seats nobody will occupy)
Platinum Silent Table – $300+
(The quietest table in the room)

**NOTE: All ticket prices will indicate $0.00. Please use the donation option at checkout to support the chorus!
Tickets: Book now
Description: No-Go Gala!

Are you tired of getting dressed up, making small talk, and pretending you know which fork to use?

Perfect. Don’t come.

Introducing the No-Go Gala, the only fundraiser where the dress code is pyjamas, the seating chart is your couch, and the program ends promptly whenever you fall asleep.

Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Buy a ticket.
2️⃣ Do absolutely nothing.
3️⃣ Feel amazing about supporting a great cause.

No awkward networking.
No speeches that run 45 minutes long.
No bidding on a fruit basket you didn’t want.

Just the warm glow of generosity… and possibly your TV.

Your donation helps power the Capital City Chorus while saving you from parking, heels, tux rentals, and the eternal question: “Is this chicken or fish?”

So mark your calendar for a night at home on April 2nd, 2026.

Don’t attend. Don’t dress up. Just show up… by not showing up. (But do send us a photo of you not showing up!)